Have you been hankering to read some really awful mid-90s amateur romance? TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!
The mists of time have cleared away to uncover this document from a 1999 backup. This file, it was called 'Andrea's Trashy Romance Novel.'
I just might have to Kickstart this sucker to finish it in the, uh, original style. And then you'll be sorry, won't you?!