Not long ago, I consulted with the Lllamanomicon for words of wisdom and inspiration. A vision was revealed unto me.
If you are one of my devoted brothers or sisters of the Order of the Golden Llama, I urge you to seek me out privately during the event known as "ARGfest." If you approach me when I am not alone, I must of course disavow any knowledge of the Golden Llama and its teachings. But should you get the opportunity for a quiet word, give me an undeniable sign that you have taken the hoof, and you will be rewarded.