For Initiates Into the Ungulate Mysteries Only

Not long ago, I consulted with the Lllamanomicon for words of wisdom and inspiration. A vision was revealed unto me.

If you are one of my devoted brothers or sisters of the Order of the Golden Llama, I urge you to seek me out privately during the event known as "ARGfest."  If you approach me when I am not alone, I must of course disavow any knowledge of the Golden Llama and its teachings. But should you get the opportunity for a quiet word, give me an undeniable sign that you have taken the hoof, and you will be rewarded.



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