As is my way, I have been struck by a hare-brained idea. What we need is a secret society, the better to plot our coming conspiracy toward world domination.
But a secret society needs stuff. A snappy name, first off. But also an emblem, signs and countersigns, secret handshakes... and most of all, we need members. Sign up in comments, my friends, and tell us what your contribution to the order is.
But shhhhhh, don't tell anybody. This is just between us, OK?